| beer | my rating | 6-pack price | my feelings/comment |
| balcones red granite | 8 | | no longer made, at least locally |
| redhook esb | 9 | $5.79 | my favorite american beer |
| guinness | 9 | $7.19 | at this price i only drink guinness on draft |
| redhook ipa | 8 | | |
| belhaven | 8 | | ale of scotland |
| becks | 8 | $5.97 | germany |
| newcastle | 7 | | |
| sol | 7 | | mexico |
| harp | 7 | $6.49 | irish, not as good as guinness ;-) |
| corona | 7 | | nice mexican beer |
| dos equis special lager | 7 | | nice mexican beer |
| molson golden | 7 | | canadian brew |
| dixie | 6 | | new orleans |
| shiner bock | 6 | | austin's favorite, but takes a back seat to balcones |
| bass ale | 6 | | british ale |
| spaten | 6 | | german |
| rolling rock | 5 | | college beer of the north |
| samba | 5 | | the african malt liquor in the wine bottle |
| fosters | 5 | | australian for beer they say |
| fuller's esb | 5 | | |
| dos equis | 4 | | hey, i go for the special lager |
| samuel adams | 4 | | not a fan |
| michelob | 3 | | |
| budweiser | 3 | | why? |
| schaefer | 2 | | my cheap beer solution |
| miller lite | 2 | | you silly person |
| mickey's big mouth | 2 | | |
| lone star | 1 | | |
| red dog | 0 | | even worse than budweiser, with a dumbass ad campaign |
| zima/tequiza | -1 | | i'd rather drink horse piss |